top of page


Catherine Smart Writes
Search


Catherine Smart
Mar 12, 20232 min read
Cake Review Season 1, Episode 1: Chocolate-on-Chocolate Birthday Cake
I consider the foundational cake to be chocolate, with chocolate frosting.
8 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
May 9, 20223 min read
Dragonfire and Dirty Dishes
Once upon a time, there was a land known far and wide for its outlet mall and its Ikea, and for excessively long traffic lights at...
13 views
0 comments

Catherine Smart
Nov 12, 20215 min read
Pie Crust and Pooping Pigeons
Making pie crust involves a lot of aggressive pummeling…It’s very restorative. Like meditation that you can eat.
59 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Aug 12, 20212 min read
Coffee Together, Sort Of.
I’m sitting in a Starbucks in the city, hunched over a spreadsheet. The radio is playing 1940s swing. An elderly gentleman comes in and...
41 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Aug 12, 20217 min read
Eastham Chronicles Part 1 - Getting There
Eastham is a tiny town about 40 miles out on Cape Cod, in Massachusetts. I was lucky enough to go to high school there way back when,...
33 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Jan 29, 20217 min read
Designated Grownups: A Kind-of Tutorial
The world is full of designated grownups. You might be one because of your job, or your role in a family, or in a community. Designated...
16 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Nov 6, 20203 min read
Votes ‘n Dads ‘n Stuff
This election meant a lot in so many ways. One of the coolest parts by far was that my son, Mr. Thing One, voted for the first time. The...
12 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Nov 1, 20203 min read
Je me souviens…I Remember
November 1st. The day when, in a non-plague year, people are waking up from the (perhaps excesses of a) night of celebrating the...
9 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Nov 11, 20192 min read
Puppy(ies) Love
These weren’t the great wracking sobs from the night the accident happened, but the kind of crying where your heart constricts and your...
19 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Sep 2, 20191 min read
Food.
The world is on fire. Mostly figuratively, but also…actual fire. We talk to each other hatefully, hurtfully. People suffer – far and...
11 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Jun 28, 20188 min read
Come Fly With Me ( or, the Internal Ramblings of an Out-of-Practice Tourist)
I’m about to take a trip. A trip on my own, for the first time in (counts fingers on both hands). I’m flying to Germany to visit family...
14 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
May 5, 20182 min read
Chia Whiz
While assiduously not grading MacBeth exams, I found myself scrolling through the internet looking for, well, pug memes (if you must...
8 views
0 comments


Catherine Smart
Feb 24, 20184 min read
Ruthless Re-imaginings: A Dramatic Interpretation of my Children as Macbeth’s Witches
ACT I SCENE I. A basement place, a Thursday after school. Fluorescent lights flicker. Enter THREE TEENAGERS with bags of chips, sodas,...
16 views
0 comments

Catherine Smart
Feb 11, 20187 min read
Deployment Cake, Honesty and Kurt Vonnegut’s Uncle
Our youngest rugrat, Facetiming Dad before school to show him a Lego creation Twenty years ago today, I was cutting the cake at my...
15 views
0 comments
Contact

A brutally honest haiku:
My motherhood is:
wiping counters I did not
soil. Also, yelling.






bottom of page